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Post by Adrenaline on Sept 27, 2013 14:16:53 GMT -6
Simple? That Gorilla is anything but simple. He transformed old rildo into a hairy beast. As you see above, ladies and gents, Rilldo lives on and well. I'm surprised we haven't made a Rilldo thread on DBF, but here, he shall reign. For those of you not caught up on the Legend of Rilldo, ask any moderator and they can tell you all about it and the destruction it caused back in the summer of 2012, as well as the one membership it took. And yes, this is pure non-DB discussion   Rilldo Approves This Message |
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Post by Branjita on Sept 27, 2013 14:39:10 GMT -6
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Post by Gohan on Sept 27, 2013 14:52:51 GMT -6
I forget but all i remember is a mailbox being destoryed and something along the lines of it going through a neighborhood. Wasn't it in the Super saiyaaaaan thread in the old board? So it got your attention eh? wooo it worked lol.
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Post by timone317 on Sept 27, 2013 15:00:23 GMT -6
Ah, the mythical Rildo...I'll never forget it no matter how hard I try.
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Post by Gohan on Sept 27, 2013 15:05:58 GMT -6
Do we have any other stuff related to the board? Cardboard castle maybe?
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Post by Branjita on Sept 27, 2013 15:40:24 GMT -6
What topic was it in? I thought it was in the Figuarts topic?
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Post by Adrenaline on Sept 27, 2013 15:43:28 GMT -6
I think you're right Bran. Nice analogy there, Timone lol
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Post by Gohan on Sept 27, 2013 15:43:44 GMT -6
What the rildo topic? Not sure. I recall a bit of talk of rildo in the super saiyaaan one, not sure if that's where it started though.
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Post by Branjita on Sept 27, 2013 16:17:30 GMT -6
I can't figure out what topic it was in, or if the posts even still exist or if Mike deleted them. I do know it was before December 2011 because we were making jokes about it clear back then. I did find some hilarious quotes from December and January... here's some of them I've edited down to just the jokes. Everybody have a happy and safe new years. If you're going out and getting tanked, don't be an ass, have a DD. I'm sure I'll be bombed by 10 o'clock, I'll try not to post any incoherent jibberish on here lol. Oh and Bran... If you're having a few drinks tonight, try to keep it semi-sober so you don't lose control of rilldo again and eff up somebody's house  Funny, but Bran doesn't drink. Only fancy wines lol Lol well in that case, Bran if you have one too many "fancy wines" ... Try and keep that drill arm in check bro. Dude, if I drink too much, sigma rilldo's going to go off like a snake in a can!  Better watch your face, your ceiling, and your neighborhood! Seeing a Sigma Rildo roaring through my neighborhood won't be half as shocking as seeing a Sigma Rildo with a face drawn on it. Hahahahaaaaa!!! Let's hope photos of an actual "rilldo" with a face drawn on it never surface on this site . That'll be the moment when we all shake our heads and sigh "it's gone too far". There are children (randomz) on here DAMNIT!!! |
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Post by Branjita on Sept 27, 2013 16:23:28 GMT -6
So Bran... It looks like I'm going to end up as broly in the super saiyan tree. With you being goku I'd like to ask you to refrain from asking other members to "loan you their power" .... I'm not really trying to catch a super powered rilldo through the chest, k? Upvote? Oh, wait....wrong site. (*^$@ Please also refrain from using anything with the word "up" in it when we are referring to Brans rilldo. The last time there was an "incident" it almost cost poor Calin his home and life. Rookie mistake, rookie mistake. I've only been here a day, I hope I don't get exiled. :-X It's okay, you didn't know. I'm just trying to prevent further disasters and nationwide traffic jams 8-) Geez halloween night with rilldo, that was the night i became a man lol.. i've put the incident passed me. You may have Calin but I don't think my lawn is gonna grow back this spring in the spot where that thing landed :-[ You'll see it coming. It was hidden in a could of smoke on Namek. It was kind of an accident. I was just lying there getting a little sleepy, I yawned and stretched and it was unstoppable!  |
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Post by Branjita on Sept 27, 2013 16:35:33 GMT -6
Rilldoism- The belief that branjita has a rilldo the size of an elephant. Believers are known as DragonballToys.Proboards members. This belief symbolizes, when things seem bad, they can only get worse thanks to rilldo. Fun Fact!; The lawn of local resident, Calincorp, was said to have been destroyed by rilldo 2. It is also said, Rilldoism has changed people (ex,Randomz) ; Some say, it can make your whole life bad. Don't forget Randomz, the origin of rilldoism: the sale of Sigma Rilldo from Adamsennin to Randomz, the idea that brought on Bran's feature. We're a part of history, my friend. A part of history.  AND WITH THIS POST I BECOME...........!!!!! And soon you'll die by the hands of that accursed Rilldo you hate so much. It has hands??? Now that's f*ckin creepy. sooo i need to hit 500 to become a super saiyan right? lol Yes sir! But you got turlestuffle and g86mike up your rear Like Bran's Rilldo?  They'll never walk the same again  This brings me back to a time.. October 2011, it was a halloween night. Come kids!gather around! I'm hoping I'm wrong about my current assumptions...  it was bran's rilldo. Yikes!  Pretty sure it wasn't! I have GPS guidance on that thing and it knows a false target! |
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Post by Gohan on Sept 27, 2013 16:50:42 GMT -6
Lmao thanks for the laughs, ah memories.
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Post by Capsule x Nike on Sept 27, 2013 20:32:33 GMT -6
Yo! I saw this thread and started dying. I just went to the old forum and typed "rilldo" in the search bar. If you go to page around page 6 and start working your way back there is some serious comedic gold such as :   That's just a very small sample. I haven't even gotten to the night of the "incident" yet and I'm thoroughly amused. |
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Post by Capsule x Nike on Sept 27, 2013 20:36:09 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2013 20:36:22 GMT -6
Wow. I missed a lot of penile comedy back on the old site lol. Gotta feel sorry for old General Rilldo though. At least being a General he had lots of practise standing to attention  |
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it was bran's rilldo. 
