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Post by king on Dec 23, 2013 13:06:43 GMT -6
post your best and worst jokes, preferably one you created
How hot was skywalkers wrist when Vader cut off his hand?
it was "Luke" warm
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Post by EisCelsius on Dec 23, 2013 14:12:14 GMT -6
A man decides he wants a dog. Instead of going to the pet shop he decides to visit a shelter and rescue/adopt a pooch. He looks at many dogs, the guy at the shelter explaining each one. Finally they come to an old, broken down Rottweiler. "What's this guy's story?" Asks the man. "Oh, he has had quite a unique life," the animal shelter employee says; "He once served in the military on a submarine!" "Great," exclaims the man, "I've always wanted a sub woofer........."    |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2013 17:48:29 GMT -6
A penguin takes his car in to be serviced. While he is waiting he goes across the road to get a snack. When he returns the mechanic tells him, "It looks like you've blown a seal". The penguin wipes his beak and says, "No that's just a bit of ice cream".  |
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Post by Branjita on Dec 23, 2013 19:20:42 GMT -6
My favorite funny pic is this one.  |
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hero004
Rank: Demon Clansman
American and Japanese comics are my life. So are action figures.
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Species: Saiyan
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Post by hero004 on Dec 27, 2013 21:58:25 GMT -6
A pirate walks into the bar with a steering weal in his pants.
the bar tender says: "Is that a steering weal in your pants?"
the pirate says "Ar, it's driving me nuts!"
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