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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2013 1:31:45 GMT -6
I remember last month I was talking to my ex on the phone and had to go to the bathroom. Before I went I decided to take off my socks for some
reason as I walked towards the bathroom. I hear a crunch noise and felt something I foot, I then turn on the lights just to see I stepped on a cockroach. It was a bit gross. >.<
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2013 2:23:38 GMT -6
It's worse to step in dog poo lol. I can almost guarantee if I go in the yard and forget to put on shoes I will be stepping on a hidden piece each time  |
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Post by Gohan on Sept 5, 2013 6:04:55 GMT -6
Keep the stories rolling haha.
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Post by Adrenaline on Sept 5, 2013 7:08:22 GMT -6
Can we turn this into a progressive story, where the next person responding continues with the next line of the story? The Story of ZFM Gohan
by the DBF members
Armed with only Windex and a fing broom, ZFM marched into battle.... He was on a mission. A mission to clean those bees' windows. As the confused minor reached the base of the Elitian Bee Army, a startling discovery came over him....DBF had just launched the day prior and he hadn't registered. He quickly dropped the f_____g broom and tossed the battle-worthy bottle of windex over his shoulder and proceeded to whip out his Ipad. Zfm was on a new mission. Post! Post! Post! Post! (hehe) Meanwhile, the bees attacked. They flew with such force, such rage, that their impact on zfm's flesh was like the sound of water balloons popping on concrete grounds. However, they had their own mission: DESTROY THE ZFM! It was a race like no other between the two. For every sting, zfm countered with 10 posts. The war went on and on, hit for hit, smack for smack, and the bees would not let down. Their leader made sure of it. "DESTROY THE ZFM!" he yelled. But Zfm was beast  He countered with a left post, uppercut edit, and roundhouse thread. It was simply miraculous. Such a battle had never been witnessed, but the squirrels were enjoying it more than the nuts. It continued, dead even until zfm pulled out his ultimate technique, the glorious and elusive 1000th Post-amehameha. With 999 under his belt, all he had to do was press "Create Post." As he tried, it wouldn't work. His fingers were so swollen, they couldn't pin point the click. He was frantic. "Please gosh in heaven, create the post!!!!" zfm shouted to his best, sounding like a gorilla because his lips were also swollen. He tried again...but to no avail. The bees swarmed, covering his ipad and eventually, his whole body. The bees had won. ZFm stood there, frozen and fell to his leafy grave. The bees dispersed in one massive wave, celebrating victory and binge-drinking windex to tribute. THE END |
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Post by Gohan on Sept 5, 2013 7:19:53 GMT -6
Not sure if I should be offended at the fact that you're laughing at my post count or applaud the amazing story....
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Post by Adrenaline on Sept 5, 2013 7:31:15 GMT -6
LOL man, it was all pure fun. How could you not tell I was joking? You make great material to be honest. @bran: Wow. You didn't tell me this lol That thing is one huge wasp. I was standing next to this bug yesterday outside my work and didn't realize until I stepped away and saw it.   |
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Post by Gohan on Sept 5, 2013 7:32:46 GMT -6
Lol I know you're joking, I'm just Saiyan.
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Post by Branjita on Sept 5, 2013 7:40:36 GMT -6
lol that was great Adam, I laughed out loud four times
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2013 12:54:14 GMT -6
Zfm you are responsible for almost 15% of the posts on the forum  |
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Post by Gohan on Sept 5, 2013 12:59:26 GMT -6
When you say responsible does that include other people posting because of me or... Just me?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2013 13:03:05 GMT -6
Just your posts
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Post by Ascat on Sept 6, 2013 0:59:01 GMT -6
lol Z trying to be the first poster to reach every rank first.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 2:42:04 GMT -6
Seems I'm never online with everyone else so I am always playing catch up and always miss out on the good conversations  |
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Post by Gohan on Sept 6, 2013 7:29:18 GMT -6
It's not my fault I have to much time on my hands. :X
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Post by Adrenaline on Sept 6, 2013 8:38:33 GMT -6
I guess College isn't tough enough for the almighty ZFM haha
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He countered with a left post, uppercut edit, and roundhouse thread. It was simply miraculous. Such a battle had never been witnessed, but the squirrels were enjoying it more than the nuts. It continued, dead even until zfm pulled out his ultimate technique, the glorious and elusive 1000th Post-amehameha. With 999 under his belt, all he had to do was press "Create Post." As he tried, it wouldn't work. His fingers were so swollen, they couldn't pin point the click. He was frantic. "Please gosh in heaven, create the post!!!!" zfm shouted to his best, sounding like a gorilla because his lips were also swollen. He tried again...but to no avail. The bees swarmed, covering his ipad and eventually, his whole body. The bees had won. ZFm stood there, frozen and fell to his leafy grave. The bees dispersed in one massive wave, celebrating victory and binge-drinking windex to tribute.
