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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 16:43:19 GMT -6
lol Now that is just cruel M5.
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Post by Ashelia on Sept 7, 2013 16:52:18 GMT -6
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Post by Gohan on Sept 7, 2013 19:00:15 GMT -6
You owe her for the Shenron  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 19:10:37 GMT -6
I'm so sorry. now i will be nice   |
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Post by Adrenaline on Sept 7, 2013 20:34:32 GMT -6
Can we turn this into a progressive story, where the next person responding continues with the next line of the story? The Story of ZFM Gohan
by the DBF members
Armed with only Windex and a fing broom, ZFM marched into battle.... He was on a mission. A mission to clean those bees' windows. As the confused minor reached the base of the Elitian Bee Army, a startling discovery came over him....DBF had just launched the day prior and he hadn't registered. He quickly dropped the f_____g broom and tossed the battle-worthy bottle of windex over his shoulder and proceeded to whip out his Ipad. Zfm was on a new mission. Post! Post! Post! Post! (hehe) Meanwhile, the bees attacked. They flew with such force, such rage, that their impact on zfm's flesh was like the sound of water balloons popping on concrete grounds. However, they had their own mission: DESTROY THE ZFM! It was a race like no other between the two. For every sting, zfm countered with 10 posts. The war went on and on, hit for hit, smack for smack, and the bees would not let down. Their leader made sure of it. "DESTROY THE ZFM!" he yelled. But Zfm was beast  He countered with a left post, uppercut edit, and roundhouse thread. It was simply miraculous. Such a battle had never been witnessed, but the squirrels were enjoying it more than the nuts. It continued, dead even until zfm pulled out his ultimate technique, the glorious and elusive 1000th Post-amehameha. With 999 under his belt, all he had to do was press "Create Post." As he tried, it wouldn't work. His fingers were so swollen, they couldn't pin point the click. He was frantic. "Please gosh in heaven, create the post!!!!" zfm shouted to his best, sounding like a gorilla because his lips were also swollen. He tried again...but to no avail. The bees swarmed, covering his ipad and eventually, his whole body. The bees had won. ZFm stood there, frozen and fell to his leafy grave. The bees dispersed in one massive wave, celebrating victory and binge-drinking windex to tribute. THE END Hehe |
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Post by Capsule x Nike on Sept 7, 2013 21:21:22 GMT -6
You owe her for the Shenron Sigh.... I suppose I do. PANZER... IF YOU ARE GOING TO POST SPIDERS.... Just make sure they're nice spiders... like this one   |
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Post by Marvelous Mark on Sept 8, 2013 1:30:42 GMT -6
Wow, well that reminded me of this:  Good luck with killing the rest tho! This is pretty much exactly what happened, minus the bowl... and the "having babies" part. I know they carry them on their body... which is just bleh. Just what I need, some damn hivemind spiders. |
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Post by Gohan on Sept 8, 2013 11:22:02 GMT -6
With an added lust for revenge.
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Post by Ashelia on Sept 8, 2013 15:43:22 GMT -6
Everyone in this thread has been image blocked so congrats guys you've all successfully ruined my psyche.  |
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Post by thespecialone on Sept 17, 2013 1:23:33 GMT -6
One time at band camp...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2013 18:02:10 GMT -6
I think this should fit in here. Yesterday while I was out shopping I saw a girl with the Majin symbol tattooed on her forehead. She also had Goku on her left arm and Vegeta on her right. Now that was a serious Dragon Ball fan lol.
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Post by Branjita on Sept 19, 2013 18:06:06 GMT -6
I forgot about this topic. I had a second WTF moment this morning as a matter of fact.
Ok, so this was a weird way to start the day. I was taking a nice relaxing bath, and in the process of sitting up to drain it, there was a little, tiny live gecko swimming by my feet. Spooked me for a second. As I finished sitting up, the tidal wave turned him upside down and he went under. I scooped him out with my hand as quick as I could. He wasn't moving so I was like "great... my accidental bath friend just drowned" but after a minute he opened his mouth and started breathing again. 2 minutes later, he then proceeded to run all over my bathroom so I had to catch him and take him outside, naked, to my balcony LOL.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2013 18:08:04 GMT -6
You have some weird little house guests Bran lol.
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Post by Branjita on Sept 19, 2013 18:33:05 GMT -6
This 8 and a half inch long guy was outside crawling on the bricks last weekend. Of course, you probably have kangaroos and monitor lizards invading your house aussie. I live in the big city, so anything other than a squirrel is like...   |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2013 23:04:58 GMT -6
We get lots of little house geckos at our place. I usually just carry them out of the house too. Worst thing we ever had was a brown snake in our old place. We called the professionals for that one.
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He countered with a left post, uppercut edit, and roundhouse thread. It was simply miraculous. Such a battle had never been witnessed, but the squirrels were enjoying it more than the nuts. It continued, dead even until zfm pulled out his ultimate technique, the glorious and elusive 1000th Post-amehameha. With 999 under his belt, all he had to do was press "Create Post." As he tried, it wouldn't work. His fingers were so swollen, they couldn't pin point the click. He was frantic. "Please gosh in heaven, create the post!!!!" zfm shouted to his best, sounding like a gorilla because his lips were also swollen. He tried again...but to no avail. The bees swarmed, covering his ipad and eventually, his whole body. The bees had won. ZFm stood there, frozen and fell to his leafy grave. The bees dispersed in one massive wave, celebrating victory and binge-drinking windex to tribute.
